Are you getting excited about Christmas?

Stuck for gift ideas? Why not give them an interesting model that’s easy to make.

Or something hand knitted, you needn’t let on who actually knitted it.

For the person who’s got everything, a new gadget.

Christmas is a time for old friends to get together...

…so have a relaxing day, no need to be formal.

Just chill out.

But lots of people still like to bake and get ready … overheard on the bus, a great grandmother and her daughter chatting… ‘I’ve put the Christmas cake mixture on top of the wardrobe because of the mice, but you’ll have to get it down.’ ‘Will I need two arms, because I’ve only got one working.’

If you can’t face visitors for Christmas, just pretend you’re going on a skiing holiday and post a few pictures on Facebook.

Don’t forget to make sure your elf stays warm.

But be careful in the kitchen.

Don’t forget to post lots of pictures of your home on social media or sneak a few pictures of other people’s Christmas trees.

And finally, if Father Christmas is late, it could be because the reindeers are stuck in traffic.