
What is this picture made of? Answer at the end.

Take a trip round Windsor.













Don’t forget the stamps for your picture post cards.



The castle is well guarded.































…and don’t forget your ticket.


















Branching Out
Andrea: ‘Are you okay in here Mum, tea’s just brewing, do you want the crossword?’
Grandma ‘No, I’m fine, I’ll just have a quick look at my ipad.’
Millie: ‘Do you want a cake Grandma? Grandma, do you want a cake?’
Grandma: ‘What… oh sorry Millie, yes please, look at this sweet puppy…’
Millie: ‘Mummy says we’re not allowed to have screen time when we got visitors.’
Grandma: ‘I’m just showing you how well I’m getting on with my Christmas present.’
Steven: ‘Good heavens what’s that noise?’
Grandma: ‘Just a Typhoon taking off from RAF Northolt.’
Steven: ‘How on earth did you get that?
Grandma: ‘I think I’m their Facebook friend… oh, I’ve got 63 emails, I’d better check in case there’s anything important. … a new post from Wordynerdybird How To Avoid Blocked Hashtags On Instagram… I haven’t done Haashtags yet, what does that mean Steve?’
Steve: ‘You don’t need to know that, you’re not on Instagram or Twitter.’
Grandma: ‘Do you think I should be?’
Steve: ‘Noo… no, today we’re just doing Facetime.’
Grandma: ‘How far ahead are they in the USA?’
Andrea: ‘Eight hours behind, they’ll still be in bed.’
Millie: ‘No Mummy, seven now, their clocks went forward this weekend.’
Andrea: ‘Come on, don’t let Grandma’s tea get cold, have you told her how you got on with your project?’
Grandma: ‘Oh oh, there’s an amber weather warning.’
Anthea: I thought we’d finished with the bad weather.’
Grandma: ‘Storm coming in from the Indian Ocean, ah that’s Western Australia. Lovely cakes, what was your project Millie?’
Steve: ‘Is that the police helicopter, sounds like it’s over our roof.’
Grandma: ‘No, it’s KTNV Channel 13, flying over Las Vegas… car chase, I bet he’s going to get away.’

Millie: ‘Weather’
Grandma: ‘I can help you with that, I’m on North Yorkshire Snow Updates.’
Millie: ‘But Grandma, you live in East Sussex.’
Grandma: ‘But North Yorkshire has better pictures and more weather. I’m on East Sussex Memories, do you want to see that?’
Anthea: ‘Mum, how did you get on all these?’
Grandma: ‘It’s ever so easy, I just press LIKE, I have the whole world at my fingertips. Do you want to see The Great Karoo?’
Millie: ‘Is that an animal?’
Grandma: ‘No, a desert. You should ask Mummy and Daddy to get you an ipad, you learn such a lot. Here we are, New Malden Past, Present and Future, that’s where I grew up. I just need to work out how people get their old black and white photos on here. I’ve found two old school friends.’
Anthea: ‘How many new Facebook Friends have you got, hundreds?’
Grandma: ‘Only 99, but on four continents. Then there are my blogger friends. Let’s look at today’s new posts Koolkosherkitchen and Koolaidmoms. I need to learn more about the USA before we go to visit your cousins. Smackedpentax, he’s English, takes lovely photographs. Tidalscribe Friday Flash Fiction Digital Dialogue – wonder what that’s all about?’
Anthea: Mother, what are you talking about, I preferred it when you brought your knitting.’
Grandma: ‘I thought you wanted me to branch out.’

When Ken came to ask… no, tell me he and Julie were going to get married, I was surprised. They have been friends for a long time, but I didn’t know love was in the air. My wife did of course, being a woman; claimed to have seen it coming for a while. Either way, we knew our Julie would be marrying a wonderful man and there is no better base for a marriage than to be best friends as well. And they have been friends for a long time; I can remember Ken as a little nipper standing at the back door, asking if he could come round to play.
Julie was a bit of a tom boy when she was young; if they weren’t building something amazing with Lego, they were out there on their bikes or catching tadpoles. We never knew what she was going to come home with when she went out with Ken.
But Julie grew into a beautiful young woman who wanted Ken to take her to the pictures or the theatre. Now we all know that Ken was sadly widowed last year and Julie helped nurse Babs in the last months. She would not have wanted Ken to stay on his own and Julie was always there for him; the same as Ken was always there for Julie when she had all her troubles.
So we wish two wonderful people all happiness for the future; Julie my only daughter and Ken, my best friend since our days at Green Lane Infants School. He’s been a wonderful god father to Julie and I know he will be a marvellous husband.

The Lodger

Jamie Ferrous: Hi Mum, this is Vlad from work, I told him he could stay for a few weeks; you said you wanted a lodger.
Mother: Oh, er um, I didn’t mean straight away, I thought we would discuss it with your sisters first… we haven’t got that basement room ready yet, it’s a bit dark.
Jamie: Yeah but that’s the point innit, Vlad works nights, he needs somewhere quiet and dark to sleep during the day.
Vlad: It’s very kind of you Mrs. Ferrous, I won’t be any trouble, I don’t play loud music and I eat on my shift at the hospital.
Mother: Is that a Polish name, you sound English.
Vlad: Mum was East European.
Mother: Put the kettle on Jamie, let’s make Vlad feel at home.
Jamie: So he can stay then?
Mother: Let’s call it a trial for two weeks, after all, it may not suit him; have you told Vlad what the girls are like?
Jamie: That’s why it will be good to have another bloke around, I’m fed up with being outnumbered.
Mother: Are you on the same ward as Jamie?
Vlad: No I’m a porter, taking bodies to the mortuary and all that.
Mother: Goodness.
Vlad: Someone has to do it and it’s only till I’ve saved enough for uni.
Mother: What are you hoping to study?
Vlad: Medicine, so I’ll be working with live bodies eventually.
Jamie: Tea or coffee Vlad?
Vlad: I’m fine thanks, I’ve got a bottle of water with me.
Mother: Are you on a health kick?
Vlad: You could say that, if you saw some of the bodies we have to heave onto the trolleys you would understand why I like to keep myself trim.
Mother (admiringly): You certainly look very athletic, a bit pale though, but we all are still at this time of year.
Jamie: Except for Aunty Vivian and Uncle Ben.
Mother (enviously): They spent most of the winter cruising.
Vlad: I prefer misty mountains, I’m a winter person.
Mother: I bet you’re from Yorkshire, with that accent.
Vlad: Yes, East coast.
Mother: Oh we had a lovely holiday in Whitby years ago, do you remember Jamie?
Jamie: Yes, it rained.
Mother: We went to that nice fish and chip shop.
Vlad: What a coincidence, that’s my home town.
Jamie: Can we show Vlad the room now, we’ve got to get off to work soon.
Mother: Yes, of course… oh that’s lucky, sounds like the girls are home, they’ve been to the cinema.
Three teenage girls in unison: Ohh… er… hello… uhm…
Jamie: Vlad, these are my idiot baby sisters. Girls, this is our new lodger.
Girls: oooh…
Vlad: You didn’t tell me how beautiful they were, very very pleased to meet you all.


The couple winding their way down Glastonbury Tor were in colourful contrast to the middle aged couple, in their matching National Trust green anoraks, marching up the hill. She wore flowing skirts in every hue from lilac to violet and her Peruvian hand knitted jacket brightened the grey afternoon. He wore trousers of a rusty, rustic indeterminate material and a greengage green jacket lovingly hand woven by her.
‘I can’t believe it’s nearly Beltaine’ she said.
‘No,’ he replied ‘if this weather doesn’t warm up I can’t see new life arriving anywhere.’
She shivered. ‘I’ll be glad to get back to a nice warm cosy yurt.’
‘We’d better get a move on or the kids will be back.’
‘No they won’t Hengist,’ she smiled ‘Flint’s got maypole practice after school and Amethyst’s going round to her friend’s yurt.’
‘Well Aurelia, it should be a very cosy yurt.’
‘What’s for dinner Mum?’ yelled the children as they arrived back later.
‘Five bean stew and ground elder crumble; call your dad while I check if that wool’s finished steeping.’
Aurelia reached the reclaimed animal trough in the corner of the field as Hengist climbed carefully over the stile.
‘Only three eggs today, Hetty and Lotty could do with some sunshine as much as the rest of us.’
‘What do you think of this colour?’ she asked him, peering into the trough.
‘Looks the same shade of green as the last lot.’
‘I’m going to try making some new dyes in the summer, berries are going to be in this year.’
After dinner they settled down for a quiet family evening.
‘Has anyone seen my crystals?’ sighed Aurelia.
‘Help your mother look Flint; Amethyst, time for flute practice.’
‘Dad, will you play your lute?’

Later, as the children settled down to sleep, the parents chatted quietly.
‘Did you read that letter Flint brought back from Miss Fairweather, Hengist?’
“Yes, I think we’d both better go and see her. The only one with a problem is her. She was glad enough when he got the boys interested in maypole dancing, just because he explained the origins of the maypole… anyway, how was your new patient?’
‘She was a funny soul… I said to her
I’m alternative and herbal, not homeopathic, I do strong doses… no there’s no need to worry about hemlock and digitalis if you know what you’re doing.’
‘Old Bob said to thank you, his arthritis has hardly bothered him this winter, he’s going to recommend you to all his friends. Maybe you can give up your Saturday job now.’
‘But I’ve got to liking it and we needed that money over the winter.’
‘Now I’m hedge laying again there’s no need’ he pleaded.
‘I do like it Hengist, getting dressed up, having a laugh with the girls and it gets me out of the yurt.’

On Saturday morning Aurelia walked down to the town with her large hand woven bag over her shoulder. As she got on the local bus there was a musical tinkling from her earrings and bangles. She greeted other locals and after driving to Street they soon arrived at their destination, Clarks Shopping Village.
She entered the ladies and went into the disabled cubicle where there was more room. Carefully she took off her jacket of undyed local wool, rolled up her burnt orange and berry red skirt and slipped off the leather sandals Hengist had made. She stepped into her uniform, squeezed her feet into court shoes, gathered up her black tresses in a neat bun at the nape of her neck and finally put on a subtle pink lipstick and a suggestion of eye shadow. Aurelia walked out ready for a busy day at Marks and Spencer shopping outlet.
‘Hello Linda’ said her supervisor. ‘Till Four today.’
On Till Three her friend greeted her, caught her up with the latest gossip from the soaps and passed on her celebrity magazines. After a busy morning they went off for lunch at the restaurant.
‘It’s only once a week’ said Aurelia, as she ordered a Megaburger with extra French fries.

Guy and Harriet
Guy stood on the terrace, looking down upon the descending jigsaw of red, grey and black roofs that hid the town’s narrow twisting lanes. Then he gazed out towards the white flecked turquoise of the Atlantic Ocean and felt on top of the world. Spring had arrived at last and with it the visitors, business was looking up. Harriet had been right; living at the top of the town suited their family perfectly. A noisy family he thought ruefully, always squabbling and why did they always look so untidy? Guy himself was always immaculately turned out in his trademark grey and freshly laundered white.

Immediately below him a woman was hanging out washing, a lot of washing, she ran a bed and breakfast. It was a long trek for her guests, down to the smooth beach, especially if they didn’t know the way; they didn’t realise that when they booked up on the internet. Guy chuckled to himself; he could have told them the best way to get around town. He’d lived here all his life and wouldn’t dream of living anywhere else; beaches, grassy headlands, the harbour, art galleries and best of all restaurants and cafes that catered for every taste.

Harriet’s shrill call interrupted his thoughts. He called back.
‘No of course I’m not going to stand in the sun all day, yes I know I promised to go into town and get some food.’


He stretched his limbs, felt the sun on his face, sniffed the sea air then stepped forward and launched himself into the air. The first flight of the morning always felt good. He soared high, circled to test the currents then glided gracefully towards the beach, where he spotted his first business of the day, a happy family picnic. Stunned by his sudden appearance, a toddler held his arm outstretched. Guy swooped skilfully, then flapped his wings for a sharp ascent, a whole sandwich in his yellow beak.





but make sure you read the signs.

Perhaps you should move further on…











Are you safe?
Who’s at your window?
… at your door?




