Monday is England’s next step on the ‘roadmap’ to normality. Wherever you are you may be closing down or opening up or more likely your leaders are doing another u-turn. Normality is a long way off and though you might read messages on line from your favourite places – ‘Welcome Back’ – do they really mean it? Here are some nice places you probably won’t be able to go to…

London
Bridges open, but one way only, bad luck if you’re on the wrong side of the river.

Dreaming about eating out? Stick to dreamland, everywhere else is fully booked.

Must have beach app on phone to check if you are allowed to visit.

Lighthouses – good for social distancing, but only one visitor at a time.

Someone else got their first, closed until further notice.

Cruises currently limited to passengers who have been vaccinated and are good at rowing.

Wales, different rules to England, you may not be allowed to cross the border.

Cathedrals are always interesting to visit, but this may be as near as you can get. Enter only if you are fully masked and have had a negative Covid test.

Museums are popular outings, especially if it’s raining, but book in advance for your thirty minute slot, book separately in advance for a cafe fifteen minute slot.

Scottish holy island – ferry only goes once a day. Scotland has different rules to England and Wales so you may not be allowed across the border… what a shame, you would really have loved Iona…

National Trust houses always popular for an outing; they are opening up again – of course you have to book in advance and once inside will have to walk round in single file, one way only, no stopping or turning back…

Chances of getting inside here for a look round? Very unlikely…. unless you live there.

Where will you go for your next outing?