Well… what did she say?
Darling, you know that is confidential.
Yes, but you can tell your wife.
You know I can’t tell anyone, how many times have we had this conversation?
But these are strange times and you need someone to talk to, like Me. I bet Mama used to tell Papa a few snippets of her weekly audience.
No of course she did not, you know my Darling Mama took her holy vows and traditions seriously.
But you wouldn’t know would you, if she had told him he would never have let her down by giving the game away. So couldn’t you just tell me what you said to her? Just a little bit…
I said ‘Dear Oh Dear.’
That’s what they overheard you saying the other day.
It’s pretty much what I have said every time I have met the wretched woman. I did say more, but I’m sorry my Darling Cam Cams, you are never going to know. However, you can help me with my speech, I think it’s time I addressed the country again.
Yes, yes, you must… such a pity you can’t …well you would make a better job than the lot of them running the country.
I agree and perhaps… no no, I don’t want to be beheaded.
But that was only the first Charles, the second one they were jolly glad to have back again and so they will support you.
But he was only thirty, much younger even than Wills; I’m getting too old for all this business and I certainly didn’t think I would have to break in another Prime Minister so soon… unless I don’t have to because I abolish the office, just temporarily… oh damn it, why not go the whole hog and dismiss Parliament. Come on, let’s get that speech written; have you got your mobile handy? Call the BBC.
Times and Tides of a Beachwriter 
The last thing that will happen is a General Election.
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Watch this space…
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The implication with an election is that they are decent human beings who will put the interests of the electorate before their own.
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That’s hilarious. I can just picture that conversation. He’ll be speaking to Boris next.
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Thanks, if he does listen out for the eavesdropper.
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Chortle . . .
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I would laugh uproariously were it not for our own revolving door of PMs in recent Oz memory.
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I think we have easily surpassed the Australian record on Prime Minister turnover. When doctors quiz their patients to check for dementia they no longer ask who is the prime minister!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfm0UG9dKMk 🙂
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From my perspective in the USA, the whole world has gone round the bend.
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Hello Linda, yes it’s awful when we need stability and good leadership right now to save the planet.
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Oh dear…someone mentioned revolving doors well that made me smile…maybe Charlie should dissolve parliament…I have been clued to the news for the last 2 days all so predictable …
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Hello Carol, has it been much in the news on your side of the world?
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Not too much but I watch it on sky news am watching it atm…
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Despite being a British republican, I think I’d almost welcome that.
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Ha ha Mick, yes this is why I’m Not a British republican; imagine if we had to elect a president as well, or more likely have a president we hadn’t elected!
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It’s almost as if you guys are in a competition with us here in the U.S. to see which one can have the looniest government! I would laugh, if only it weren’t all so deadly serious.
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Yes, perhaps we should set up our own WordPress country Jill.
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