Are you suffering from the above medical condition?
See how you score on this test to find out.
1 You visit Specsavers for an eye test and after subjecting your eyeballs to blasts of air, laser beams and snapshots of your retina, the optician says he will take you back downstairs where a staff member will hep you select new frames. He offers to go down the stairs first as your eyes are not back to normal yet. DO YOU SAY
A Thanks
B Oohh… has anyone fallen down the stairs?
C ( to yourself ) Ah ha, flash fiction idea ‘Derek could never have imagined that his first day as an optician would end in the death of one of his customers…
2 You are popping round the corner to the shops. Do you
A Toss your door keys in your pocket and grab your phone to pay with.
B Pack your backpack with the following – water bottle, face mask, full set of door keys, purse with cash in case all the computers are down at the shops, credit and debit cards in case you have to book a hotel overnight ( see comments further on ) … notepad and pen, emergency chocolate rations, Kindle or paperback, smart phone. The latter four items so you will be prepared in case you return to find your road in lockdown, because a mad gunman is holding your neighbour hostage or a gas explosion / helicopter crash has left the whole street flattened.
C Take your back pack as above and stand in the queue at the till ‘writing’ your next novel. ‘Glenda could never have imagined that a quick trip to the shops could turn into a five day siege that would change her life for ever.’
3 You receive a text message from a loved one. Be a bit late, stuck on M25 in dreadful weather. Do you reply
A Okay, I’ll hold back on dinner.
B Oh NO… Keep me updated, but don’t use your phone while you’re driving and stop at the services and wait till the weather’s cleared, but let me know what’s happening. Have U got enough food with U?
C Feel you body fill with dread and picture the news headlines Bank Holiday Motorway horror as family all killed in massive pile up.
4 A police officer / fireman rings your doorbell and simultaneously bangs on your front door. When you open the door he says. ‘No need to panic, but we are evacuating the whole street, NOW. Do you say
A Okay, just a false alarm no doubt, some nervous neighbour thinks they can smell gas ha ha?
B Oh my God, what about the dog, have I got time to grab my handbag…
C Feel a mixture of fear and elation. At last you are participating in real life, some drama to blog about, inspiration for that novel you are trying to start…
Now add up your score. 1 point for answer A. 3 points for answer B and 5 points for answer C.
If you scored 4 you are totally laid back and never suffer from stress.
8-12 points – well done for being prepared and sensible, but be careful not to become obsessed and over anxious.
16-20 points – you are suffering from Nimis Excitatus Imagination or in lay terms, an overactive imagination. There is no cure and it could lead to total insanity or becoming a best selling author.
I love it. 😀 😀 😀
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Thanks Liz, how did you score?
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16. I’m not insane, so where are my sales??
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I suffer from a related condition – near-miss excitatus – in that I dream of disasters that could happen to me, wake up in alarm, write about them and , like Liz, live in poverty. 🙂
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Yes Doug, a lot of us could be suffering from that.
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I scored 10, which explains why I’m not a best-seller. And I never have a notebook to write down all the lurid scenarios that pop up in my imagination while doing mundane things.
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Hello Audrey, sounds like you should get a new notebook for 2023.
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And keep it in a pocket!
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Hmm…eight. I thought I had more imagination than that…
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Yes Mick that is low, at least you shouldn’t be too stressed!
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I chose all Cs, so got the maximum points. There is no hope for me! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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Join the club Pete. I tried this out at writers’ group this morning and I was surprised at the low scores, one person nearly got 4 if she hadn’t worried about her cats for the evacuation!
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Don’t think I didn’t notice, Janet that there is no result for 15 points. I would have been a best selling author if I didn’t get bogged down with such things. 😀
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Yes V, you’re right and this was pointed out to me when I tried it our at writers’ group yesterday!
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I am definitely insane.
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I scored 10. Not sure if that is good or not. Loved it. Happy 2023.
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Ten is good Darlene, you have sense and sensibility.
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I chose mostly As and one B. I would never have said I’m the calmest person, lol 🙂
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