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Doctors are warning of a health crisis amongst teddy bears. ‘Too many teddies sit around all day being cuddly and are not getting enough exercise.’ Bobby’s Gym is offering cheap membership for the Texercise programme and bears are welcome to bring their therapy humans along.
An artist has come up with an innovative scheme to help dogs who are unable to read street signs and numbers. He will paint a picture of your dog on your house so your faithful companion will know where he lives.
Scientists have identified the two greatest dangers in the home.
A local writer was thrilled with an unexpected win this week. She wishes to remain anonymous, but was quoted as saying she needs time to think about what she should do with her win.
A local council has come up with an idea to shorten the waiting times for magistrates court. Only the most serious offenders will be summoned to appear in court, while others will be put in the stocks.
And on a sunnier note there is a chance for beach lovers to snap up a bargain.
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Times and Tides of a Beachwriter 
Excellent silliness!! Just what I needed today.
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Yes Liz, don’t we all.
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Yes, I think we all do!
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Sleeps 6-8, is all very well. With no toilet though, I can imagine the state of the beach around it the next morning.
The teddy bear gym is not as silly as it seems. I reckon someone could make a fortune by starting one up, and you would only need a small space!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Hello Pete, hopefully they will pop to one of the shower and toilet blocks!
Yes I look forward to seeing a teddy gym soon.
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Love the idea for dogs:)
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Thanks Becky, yes I’m sure many dogs will be grateful.
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People…get to those teddy bears stat and give ’em some love! Exercise of the best kind… for both hugger and huggee.🧸
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Yes Bruce, that’s what we and the teddies all need.
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These are all great fun, Janet. You have a wonderful sense of humour.
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Saturday is a fun day!
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It is
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I am thinking the dogs might better recognize pictures of their owners.
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Excellent point Geoff and it seems you are the only person to think of that. Spread the idea.
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