No I haven’t touched anything since the screen started flashing
I just clicked on something on Facebook
About polar bears
What’s clickbait?
Okay, what time?
No it’s crocheted
Did you get your prescription?
Well don’t worry, as you have to take them for five years I’m sure missing one or two days won’t matter.
Or three.
No they’ve all got it now.
Yes, the whole school by the sound of it.
He can’t come round till this evening. I’ve switched everything off.
Don’t they have spare tyres any more, what did the RAC say?
No of course not with your shoulder and your knee.
Don’t go and volunteer, you know what happened last time.
No, not now I’ve got the new carpet.
Yes, all up the walls as well.
It sounds wonderful, pity you wasted the first three days at the airport.
Only 58 minutes of deep sleep
What’s my resting heart rate supposed to be then?
Hang on, what does this mean, I was dead for 27 minutes, no wonder my readiness is poor this morning.
Times and Tides of a Beachwriter 
Whew! Very random.
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Yep I’m with Liz on this one…x
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Haha! That’s fun! I’m sure we can all associate with those. I like how you’ve chosen the ones that could be little stories themselves and amusing on their own.
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Thanks Karen, yes messaging is often very entertaining.
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This really is funny, Janet.
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Thanks Robbie, I had fun doing it.
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Random messages with no context really get the imagination going. Well done!
Best wishes, Pete.
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Thanks Pete, that was my aim.
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I cannot tell if I am going crazy or the world is. Probably both of us.
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It’s okay Geoff, it’s just the World, you’re fine.
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