NASA launches a new rocket tomorrow, it’s orange.
Scientists have warned…
Europe’s biggest street festival is on this weekend, two million people are expected to attend…
Scientists have discovered…
A celebrity is suing the well known…
Experts have revealed
Well known celebrity appears in court.
Leading doctors warn of…
World leaders are gathering…
An Extra Galactical Astronomer explains the importance of the orange rocket and tries to explain what an Extra Galactical Astronomer is.
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Very funny. Looks like a collection of everyday headlines from the BBC 😂🙃😂🙃😂🙃👏
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Thanks Dr. B, any similarity is purely a coincidence.
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don’t tease me like this, now I want to know the story behind all of these headlines! 🙂
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Ha ha Jim , you will have to wait and see…
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ok, I can wait… 🙂
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Ummmm, build your own news with your own facts?
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Yes Liz, it will be better than the real news.
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Exactly!
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Isn’t using your own facts ‘the news’?!
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I shall quote a faculty colleague who taught courses in critical thinking: “Yes, you have a right to your own opinion–but you don’t have a right to your own facts.”
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😂
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My only problem with your news reporting is it doesn’t describe which shade of orange. We need to know these things. 😀
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Burnt orange by the time it’s blasted off!
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I’m sure a version of “The News” by Janet… will be something we would rather read and leave us with a frown that’s turned upside down 🙂
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Thanks Carol and breaking news reveals that Shaun the Sheep will be on board the orange rocket, so that’s reassuring for science…
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The first sheep in space? There has been a variety of animals and insects but no sheep…
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I suspect these are (or will be) genuine headlines, and I like your colour ‘grading’ system, Janet.
Best wishes, Pete. 🙂
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Yes Pete, they should adopt colour grading for the strap lines.
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I don’t know about extra galactical astronomers but the fuel tank on the launch thingy for the space shuttle was orange. I only know this because I just used a picture of it for my next blog which explores the connection between it and a Roman horse’s bum!
My model Thunderbird Three was orange.
It’s a great colour for a rocket!
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I shall look out for your next blog then WWW. Nasa could learn a lot from Thunderbirds.
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AND Star Trek!
Although when Scottie says ‘Ye cannae change the laws of Physics’ that is at odds with Max Planck.
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