Featuring unnewsworthy items that could be happening near you, but probably aren’t.
When banana loving visitors could not come, the obvious thing to do was put them on the local recycling Facebook page. They were snapped up immediately.
Wanted for criminal damage. A flurry of terror and excitement as rogue dog fox digs up lawns. Neighbours have been patching up lawns and fences in a bid to save their grass. Night cameras have been installed to prove his guilt.
…while indoors, home owners fear The Elf has returned.
A supermarket closed its vegetable section for several hours yesterday after a staff member spotted a worrying headline as he read the newspaper during his break. As workers hurriedly cleared shelves he tried to explain that the headline actually said ‘Tornadoes Leave Two Dead’ not ‘Tomatoes Leave Two Dead.’ The manger later explained that once a food contamination alert has been raised the action must be completed and suspect foods cannot be sold until tests have given the all clear.
Times and Tides of a Beachwriter 
Tomatoes Leave Two Dead—now that’s something that might be fun to create a story around.
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Yes Pete it certainly would.
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Lol!
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Revenge of the killer tomatoes. Actually I think there was a film made once called that. 😀
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Yes I’m sure you’re right Voinks and considering what we do to tomatoes they are ripe for revenge!
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Not a lot happening round here either!
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I can actually believe the tomato story could happen. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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We get quite a few foxes around here. They’ve killed a neighbour’s chickens in the past. Thanks for adding this post to Click & Run!
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Yes we’ve always had foxes around since we lived here.
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