‘One large rucksack containing the following;
One set of six keys, one bottle of water, one diary, one iPhone.
One yellow purse containing one note each of the following denominations – £20, £10, £5 and £7.23 in change, one Visa debit card in the name of Lottie Lincoln, six assorted membership cards, an assortment of coffee shop reward cards, one book of second class stamps with one stamp remaining and ten business style cards in the name of Lottie Lincoln, author.
One makeup bag with assorted toiletries, one facemask, one box of plasters, one packet of Ibuprofen, one large notebook, two pens, one large beach pebble, one copy of Big Issue magazine, one Mars bar and one tied plastic bag containing unknown substance.’
At this point Lottie could not resist interrupting.
‘That bag only contains plastic bags, you know, for the recycling bin at the Co Op.’
‘If you say so Madam, but I am not permitted to open it here, it will have to go to the lab for analysis.’
‘Well not just bags, any soft plastic, like those bits you peel off the food containers, you have to wash them of course, especially if it was fish…’
‘Can we just get on, I’m sure you don’t want to be detained any longer than necessary… one carry tray containing six plants…’
‘Primulas, someone was selling them from their front garden, just before I went down to the beach…. And why am I being detained, I only came out for a breath of fresh air and a newspaper, I certainly did not expect this.’
‘Do you often pop out to buy a paper with a heavy rucksack equipped for an expedition?’
‘Hardly that, you should see what I take on a proper expedition. No, I just like to be prepared. So why have I been arrested?’
‘Why were you taking photographs in a restricted area?’
‘Oh, was that sign for real, how exciting, I wondered why that part of the beach was fenced off. I’m new in the area. I was just taking photos for my blog, Literally Lottie.’
‘And how long have you belonged to the activist group?’
‘What activist group… oh you mean all those lovely people with the Save Our Seas posters? I had only just met them when you lot turned up. I can’t see what they have done wrong and certainly you have nothing to charge me with.’
‘Yes I do. Under the Coastal Protection Act 1949, the removal of any natural material such as sand and pebbles from public beaches in the UK is illegal.’
Times and Tides of a Beachwriter 
Who knew I was associating with a criminal? 😉
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Yes Doug be worried, be very worried!
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Should I start to look again at the list of my online blogger friends? Nah, they’re all good fun and keep me on my toes. 😀
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I hope you are following Literally Lottie!
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Oh, dear does that include the vast amount of sand in everything including the sandwiches and buckets of shells and pebbles just as well the police weren’t that vigilant or they would have needed more than a few cells, especially on the bank holidays 🙂
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Yes Carol, that is why they have to ‘replenish’ the sand on our local beaches, not because of long shore drift!
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Considering all the pebbles, shells, and even cobble-sized stones I’ve hauled home from various beaches, I am a repeat offender!
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Yes Audrey so am I, expecting a knock on the door at any moment!
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I am a criminal too, it seems! I regularly pick up interesting pebbles and shells from local beaches – Isn’t that part of the fun of a beach walk? Given the amount of MOD land round here I had better be more careful.
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And you are not alone, everyone seems to have some…
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I am going to suspect that you are Lottie. I hope they didn’t fine you for the pebble!
Best wishes, Pete.
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No, Lottie is the alter ego of Charlotte who is the alter ego of… but I do happen to have some pebbles in my garden.
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Poor old Lottie – she only went out for a walk! Thanks for adding this to Click & Run, Janet.
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LOL! Best leave all those stones and shells on the beach now.
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..and put a few back!
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I will sleep easily tonight knowing the culprit has finally been apprehended.
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That’s good to hear, Geoff.
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