Saturday Alive, the magazine programme to start your weekend with a lighter look at dark news and a darker look at light news.
Gourmets and health experts alike are welcoming new rules making it compulsory for warning labels to be put on vegan food. Carnivores and omnivores will be able to shop safely knowing what they are buying.
Anglers are reporting a serious shortage of maggots as the food industry embraces alternate sources of protein.
A strike by Boutique Indie Authors has gone totally unnoticed. The select group of writers put down their pens, turned off their computers, ignored their WIPs and refused to blog for the third day in a row. An anonymous spokes person said long writing hours and no pay or pension rights had led them to the drastic action.
WordPress denied reports that some bloggers were not human and were created by artificial intelligence, although an inside source was reported as saying they had no way of knowing if any of their bloggers were human.
April Fools’ Day is to be renamed as April Fun Day to avoid offending the Foolish Community. Traditionalists will be further irked to learn that jokes will be extended beyond noon till midnight.
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Arf.
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Reblogged this on https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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😀
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New memberships are popping up all over the place for April Fool’s month. A few select members have been inducted into the April Fool’s Hall of Fame, whereby other fools look up to them as the idiots they are.
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Hello Pete, I wonder who will be joining?
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Membership continues to grow at an astronomical rate.
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A very appropriate post for today. Thanks for reminding me about “Fun” day. Last night I think I saw the grandchildren doctoring Oreo Cookies with toothpaste in preparation.
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Hello Geoff, good luck with the Oreos.
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I’m off cookies for the weekend.
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That breakfast biscuit sausage looks too much like ‘something else’ to make me want to bite into it. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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We had a friend who liked sending strange presents ordered on line – I thought it safer to photograph than eat!
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Another giggle producer – Thanks
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You’re welcome.
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