Mellow Monday

If you could prove your condition you could opt out of work and many life situations. If we are to be an inclusive society we would need to take drastic action to help sufferers.

In the work place even a cleaning job would be out of the question with those yellow plastic boards warning of wet floors. The police are no longer the Boys in Blue, but the Girls and Boys in yellow. High Viz jackets are standard wear for many jobs now and yellow tabards are worn by everyone from stewards at events ‘Look at me, I’m important and I’m not afraid of yellow’ down to school outings.

Even if you have obtained exemption from work, yellow lurks everywhere. Roadworks going on outside your house? All the council vehicles will be bright yellow. Going on holiday or a day trip? You are sure to come across a yellow bus or even an amphibious vehicle.

You will certainly not be safe in the garden, the Xanthophobic will pray for a cloudy day so the gazanias don’t open up and mow the lawn every day before the dandelions get a chance to pop up and attract those awful bees with their furry yellow stripes. Turning our lawns to meadows must be a nightmare for the Xanthophobic community.

Check before you visit your friends who have been decorating, what colour schemes have they chosen? It seems there is more to choosing paint than we imagined.

If you are Xanthophobic better not come round my house. But Xanthophobics would not be reading this as my website is yellow. I don’t know when it became my favourite colour. In the late seventies it was orange and brown, later it was pink. I’m not sure how I settled on yellow.

How does such a phobia start? Perhaps early exposure to Mr. Men books, the constant company of Mr. Happy and Mr. Tickle…

28 thoughts on “Mellow Monday

  1. Never knew this. Thanks. I had a yellow VW Bug and a Yellow Chevy Chevette. Liked both cars, but of all my car ownerships, trucks, SUV’s, motorcycles etc. I had the most repair work done on both yellow cars.

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      1. Yes, it does come and go but lime green I have always loved my Alessi coffee pot is lime green and I have had that for 20-plus years…its just more difficult to find what you want when a colour is not in vogue-smile-

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  2. I surprised myself when I fell for yellow in my early twenties. My mom was so happy about it that she kept my best yellow purse for herself?! I still like yellow, and sometimes I use some hues of it in my art; it’s just that there are many hues and shades of it that I can’t seem to get right. And when yellow goes wrong, it goes terribly wrong, unlike pinks and greens where subtle variations don’t hurt my head. 😛

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  3. Green has always been my favorite color ever since I was in grade school. I think it represented the color of life to me after all the snow melted. I was disappointed when I found out it was not even a primary color.

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    1. You’re with nature on green Geoff as that is her favourite colour. The chap at our writing group who started a discussion on colours and gave me the idea for this blog, says there are no colours; objects absorb or reflect different bands of light. He also claims red is not a primary colour as computers mix inks to make red….

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