We were hoping to go over to our correspondent… somewhere, but apparently there is no news today. However we will bring you an update as soon as there is some news.
Now we go over to Sally for the weather… oh, I’m just hearing there is no weather today… If you’ve just joined us we’re receiving reports that there is no news today. Those of you who are following us on Twitter please let us know what is not happening in your area and send us your pictures.
Tributes are pouring in for a writer who didn’t become a household name, but her husband thought it would be nice if she heard some plaudits for her work while she was still alive.
Reports that Stonehenge had turned into fudge overnight turned out to be pure fudge.
Traffic delays are not expected anywhere today
and reports are coming in that nothing is happening in many places.
Meetings were to be held, but there’s no point now.
No one was called to 10, Downing Street.
Businesses also reported a slump.
Join us again for the lunchtime news when we hope to bring you some, in the meantime viewers have been sending in pictures of their pets.
Times and Tides of a Beachwriter 
Excellent. Moving along at a snail’s pace. Something is bound to happen, sooner or later.
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Cute, And now for an update on Brexit…LOL. I watch BBC News along with the U.S. news. We have ‘Hate Trump,’ you have ‘Hate Brexit.’
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That’s for sure, I’m a Remainer so none of that is my fault!
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Finally! A news report that I don’t mind tuning into.
I would watch the news every day if it was more like this. As it is, I watch the news about 2 times a decade … and even that is too much.
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Very sensible, perhaps we could take over the news stations!
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Yup, feels like there is no news but B*e+it.
Signed one of the 48 per cent also
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If I knew then what would happen, if I had been blogging more then, I would have devoted a lot more words to the Remain cause!
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I think I found a small bit of newsin this no news post.
“Businesses also reported a slump.”
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You spotted my deliberate mistake!
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Haha, Janet, very witty indeed.
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So clever! And truth be told, most of the “news” is not worth reporting!
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Thanks Laurie and most of the news not worth reporting is repeated over and over!
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