Few of you will remember Baz the Bad Blogger, most of his blogs sink without trace, his words not mine, I would not be so rude to a guest. His winning of the Unread Bloggers Award gave him a boost in confidence and perhaps drew the attention of the powers that be. Today I am thrilled to be first to interview Baz since his sudden rise to fame. Let Baz tell his own story.
Hello Baz, happy Saturday. Did you always have political aspirations?
Well I do sweat a lot.
Had you met members of the Royal Family before?
No thank goodness.
Would you call yourself a republican?
I do like a drink, real ale.
You don’t have to answer this question, but did you vote Leave or Remain in the 2016 referendum?
I didn’t bother voting, I had no idea what it was all about, still don’t.
So being neutral, neither Remainer nor Leaver, makes you the perfect candidate for the new position.
If you say so.
I think we are all keen to hear how it came about that, after Her Majesty the Queen dissolved Parliament late on Sunday night, you became a member of the new parliament and were quickly appointed a minister by His Royal Highness, The Prince of Wales.
Oh Charles you mean. I have to be modest here. Members of Parliament were to be chosen from among bloggers with the most Likes, but most of them didn’t want the job.
But to be chosen for The Cabinet as well, that was a surprise.
Not when Charles heard my Big Idea, Baz’s Big Idea he called it, wondered why no one had thought of it before.
Can you reveal it?
Weelll, do many people read this blog?
No, hardly any.
Okay then; this is my plan to please everybody. We leave the European Union as soon as possible, tomorrow… Leavers are happy. Then on Monday morning Europe joins us and Remainers are happy, not only are we still part of Europe, even better, Europe is part of us. The European Union will become part of the United Kingdom, The United Kingdom of Europe.